Famiest 

To be mean to, judge or discriminate against someone because of their family history

The teacher was a famiest because she assumed Bob would mean to others because his older sister had a history of being mean.

Famiest by ScarletKnight70 October 2, 2019

Fakespert 

A fake expert.

These fakesperts need to stop pretending they know rocket science.

Fakespert by Ddddddddddddde February 9, 2021

FaZe Fakie 

A guy who cares more about video games that his own hygiene. He also enjoys getting drunk while playing his Xbox 360 and having his friends record him talking.

- SympLR

Bob: Hey I heard Josh played Xbox for 19 hours straight!

Tim: What's he trying to be, a FaZe Fakie?

Bob: Okay I don't know about that, that's a bit a stretch- we all know Fakie plays for at least 60 hours at a time.

FaZe Fakie by SympLR August 12, 2011

Fakester 

A person who thinks pretty much everything is amazing, especially music. Their opinion is usually invalid about things, though if they don't like something then chances are its legitimately bad. They generally wear skinny jeans, black socks, shirts one size bigger than they are, and 90s vans.

"Hey did you listen to the new Foster the People Album? It's amazing!"
"Shut up Brian, you're a fakester your opinion doesn't matter."

Fakester by Guybang October 24, 2011

ghetto faries 

The legend of the ghetto faries is about faries that wander the streets at night cleaning the curbs of presumably valuable garbage. People place their old furniture, appliances and other unwanted items on the curb at night. The faires are said to take the items before the garbage collectors or Salvation Army can pick them up.

I put some old furniture, appliances & clothes out for the Salvation Army to pick up, but the Ghetto Faries took it all before they could get here.

ghetto faries by metaball January 5, 2011

The Fakie Sandwich

When you know a guy likes you so you msg them "bring a condom. Oops wrong convo" just to be a dick and get them to stop hitting on you

Klaudia gave nik the fakie sandwich

The Fakie Sandwich by You'remother November 8, 2013

Text Fakie 

1.Pretending to be texting; therefore onlookers will think you are busy rather that pathetically sitting there bored and lonely.

I was waiting for the bus when some hot girls passed by, so i whipped out my phone and did a "text fakie" so they didn't think i was sulking like a loser.

Text Fakie by CheesyPoofs September 3, 2009