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Burn the Evidence

to smoke a joint, bowl or roach. To smoke marijuana.
Hey Tone, I'm burnin' the evidence in here.

evidence card 

an act usually made by people who can't come to realize that their government could possibly be corrupt
Enlightened American- Dick Cheney is running this country and George Bush is a paid comedian.

Ignorant American- where the evidence at??

Enlightened American- There's a possibility that either our government or another group that the media doesn't report on could be behind 911.

Ignorant American- where the evidence at??
evidence card
evidence card by grathom January 8, 2009
Glaringly-obvious proof that is so easy to observe that even a clueless "thickhead" should be able to notice it.
In Edgar Allen Poe's "The Purloined Letter", Monsieur Dupin is able to locate the stolen missive quite easily in the Minister's study, even though the Prefect and his men had twice minutely searched said room, yet never noticed said evidense that was right out in plain view.
evidense by QuacksO June 23, 2019

self-evident 

not needing to be demonstrated or explained
man: Whats 2 + 2?
other man: Well that's self-evident.
self-evident by Danwel February 7, 2018

youtube evidence 

wild unsubstantiated facts or information that implies outlandish theories are factual
Have you seen the YouTube evidence that the government is totally run by bloodsucking psychic vampires?
youtube evidence by ask questions February 18, 2018

Absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence 

just cus theres no evidence there of something doesnt exist doesnt mean theres no evidence that something is not there
coppa1:this Seriel killer didnt leave and clues!

coppa2:the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence
coppa1:wat the fuck that mean man
coppa2just cus theres no evidence there of something doesnt exist doesnt mean theres no evidence that something is not there