Drawer elves 

Elves that live in your drawers.

Sorry about that, it’s just my drawer elves acting up.

Drawer elves by Ffmedic114 December 3, 2018

Blood Elves 

The disgraceful race of Horde in the game World of Warcraft. Compared to orcs, undead, taurens and trolls they are pussies. They look like they belong on Alliance. Made available on the expansion pack 'Burning Crusade'.

1. "Blood Elf? I thought you said you were Horde."

2. "There's nothing more gay than a faggot and there's nothing more faggot than Alliance and there's nothing more Alliance than Blood Elves." - Novaraven

Blood Elves by Josie Sphincter August 5, 2008

Elves

A species of humanoid who are alive to serve Homo sapiens on Christmas. They are often overworked as they have to make all the toys for every single child for christmas

Elves are practically our slaves as they make us toys without them getting anything in return

Elves by Dubiks December 24, 2018

Barn Elves 

A person you might see at the dollar store or Walmart, barefooted, in their pajamas, and hair a mess, looking as if they just rolled out of the barn after sleeping for 15 hours. Usually wearing a stupefied look on their face while walking/scooting around scratching and cussing in the middle of every isle with their entire family. They are usually heavily overweight from little to no physical activity and consuming huge quantities of packaged sweets and sodas purchased with their government food stamp card. They have a tendency to call everyone stupid and usually graduate to driving scooters at "the Walmarts" when they get tired of walking around age 30, but have no trouble walking to their cars and getting around in the dollar store. Can usually produce 8-12 offspring with different men during their lifespan.

Every time I try to go down the ice cream isle at Walmart I am blocked by a convoy of barn elves on handicap scooters who give rise to the thought that "Idiocracy" wasn't just a movie.

Barn Elves by Faux Fu Chu September 13, 2016

nuts and elves 

When a person is burping up Burger King onion rings, at a Dave Matthews tailgate, like nothing else.

I'm burpin' up these onion rings like nuts and elves

nuts and elves by watkins32 June 27, 2010

Night elves 

Whiney bitches that don't know how to play thier race.

"Hi, I'm a whiney bitch that doesn't know how to play my race" - NE player

Night elves by Rob Pardo September 12, 2003

elves

midget Elvis Presley impersonators.
mini, or miniature Elvis impersonators.

Check out those elves' sideburns.

elves by gina_argentina January 14, 2009