Albert Einstein 

a very smart bloke, everyone knows he thought of the theory of relativity and the formula E-MC squared.

no one can explain any of it

say wasn't Albert Einstein at Princeton? ... you know i heard he argued with his wife , crazy huh? a guy like that, a genius even he couldn't figure out women!

Albert Einstein by theamazingjt April 5, 2011

Einstein

A female that's very good with her head. Not necessarily talking about intelligence but giving great oral sex.

Lil' Weezy - Pussy Money Weed: "Clothes are overrated, panties are debated
Einstein... her head is the greatest"

Einstein by Pete Treal June 21, 2008

Albert Einstein Maneuver 

While being under 30 years of age, fucking someone whom is the age of Albert Einstein when he died

Dude your mom is great at the Albert Einstein Maneuver

Albert Einstein Maneuver by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

Einsteinette 

A nerdy ( intelligent ) female person.

That nerd, Vanessa is an Einsteinette.

Einsteinette by KTXZA February 6, 2008

Albert Einstein 

The act of ejaculating into the hair of your sexual partner and ruffling their hair in order to disperse the semen. This results in your partner's hair looking white and disheveled like Albert Einstein's.

After I gave Tiffany an Albert Einstein, it took her 30 minutes in the shower to clean all of the semen out of her hair.

Albert Einstein by tommydilfiger123 April 2, 2020

Little Einsteins 

Just the most fucking annoying theme song in the history of the universe. Also the type of song that gets stuck in people's heads, however young or old they may be.

We're going on a trip
In our favorite rocket ship
Zooming through the sky
Little Einsteins! ... Shit.

Little Einsteins by Olivia Newton-John March 29, 2015

Stick it up your ass, Einstein 

Basically, nobody fuckin cares and fuckin get lost you fuckin smartass

Stick it up your ass, Einstein

Stick it up your ass, Einstein by Evilous Dark Power October 30, 2020