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A female that's very good with her head. Not necessarily talking about intelligence but giving great oral sex.
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Einstein... her head is the greatest"
Einstein by Pete Treal June 21, 2008

Albert Einstein Maneuver 

While being under 30 years of age, fucking someone whom is the age of Albert Einstein when he died

Einsteinette 

That nerd, Vanessa is an Einsteinette.
Einsteinette by KTXZA February 6, 2008

Albert Einstein 

The act of ejaculating into the hair of your sexual partner and ruffling their hair in order to disperse the semen. This results in your partner's hair looking white and disheveled like Albert Einstein's.
After I gave Tiffany an Albert Einstein, it took her 30 minutes in the shower to clean all of the semen out of her hair.

Little Einsteins 

Just the most fucking annoying theme song in the history of the universe. Also the type of song that gets stuck in people's heads, however young or old they may be.
We're going on a trip
In our favorite rocket ship
Zooming through the sky
Little Einsteins! ... Shit.

Stick it up your ass, Einstein 

Basically, nobody fuckin cares and fuckin get lost you fuckin smartass