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Anglicized form of Irish Eibhlín, Eilín or Aibhilín, Eileen is the name of a wonderful creature tha brings joy and prosperity to everything around her. Age, for her, is just a random number, and so is your telephone number, so don´t get your hopes too high. You might think that approaching her with " come on Eileen " is rather overplayed and lousy, so you might go with a more sublte " hey ", but it´s a trap. If thou manage tho to find and get an Eileen, wow: welldone. She is loyal and brilliant and a true procrastinator. She will sure you in good or bad mood, so don´t expect big shows from her. Diggin in is not enough, you have to dig yourself out and see what is left of you, and the put that into an Avocado seed and let it grow, because she is pure, she is an Eileen and thus deserves the existence of that Avocado. If she´s a Taurus, then she´s alligned with her truest self and her resting bitch face is at its maximum power.

Many souls have tried to express the beauty in her name: Dexy´s Midnight Runners, Keith Richards.. even Keb´Mo´.

She listens to Naive Melodies and warms your heart with a single glimpse so don´t break her heart. Never call her eileena .
Boy: Look at that pidgeon, I think it broke its leg..
Girl: You mean that pheeeujhowwnü? And yeah, sure.
Boy: Damn, why are you alway so eileen to me?
Girl: (:

Peasant 1:"Omg ich war so gemein. Ihr ist die oma gestorben und.."
Peasant 2: "Eileen oder?"

Peasant 1: "Na, nicht die"

"Eileen you are fuigeil"
"thanks"

Nobody:

Eileen: *walks away*

-Your eyebros look like Eileen´s eyebros..
-Eileen who ?
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eileen cheng 

shes is the most amazing friend you could ever have. shes beautiful and her smile lights up the room. when ever you're around her, you're always happy no matter what. her laugh is beautiful and her eyes twinkle like the stars in the night sky. she is the best girlfriend a guy could ask for.
eileen cheng by matsuto96 April 28, 2011

eileened 

The constant abuse had eileened her into a corner
eileened by Eileen Keck November 29, 2004

eileen o'donnell 

a.) possibly the greatest person you will ever meet. b.) a total weirdo who constantly quotes Spongebob. c.) takes interest in foreign affairs and death cab for cutie.
a.) Awww, sweet! eileen o'donnell is coming! Let's go hang out with her!
b.) Ughhh, make her shut up about freaking episode 47.
c.) "blah blah blah africa, blah blah blah death cab"

eileenism 

the act of drinking too much and complaining about unfit men
That girl is heavy into eileenism
eileenism by no one May 13, 2005

Dirty Eileen 

Where during sex the female spins like a bayblade on the males penis screaming the ussr anthem
Dirty Eileen by Yetusthatfeetus April 15, 2020
Eillene is such a hot, funny ,cool ,awesome ,loveable ,like-able , cute, smart,not stupid, girl.
OMG is that eillene I heard she really likes Jake Paul!!!!
eillene by Wooooow_woooooow July 22, 2021