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Edwardsburg 

The dish made when a young, butterface girl prone to contracting sexual diseases due to a life of whoring collects the semen from previous solicitors for use as milk substitute in her ritual morning breakfast of Cap'n Crunch Wild Berry Cereal, with all colors except orange and blue carefully removed from the bowl.
Use of spoon is optional.
Use of cock is not.
DAYUM, you just ate her Edwardsburg!
Edwardsburg by TehMeatLefT135 November 3, 2010

Edwardsville, Illinois 

A town outside of St. Louis, Missouri with about 30,000 people. Known for it's athletic success, and also for the douche bags and sluts. While not every one is like this, any and every stereotype you have heard lives here. It is a rarity to find a guy that is not a complete ass hole. Girls on the other hand are slightly more normal, but the vast majority have been known to sleep around a few too many times. The town is nicely built and quaint but stay away from the bike trails during football games where you will encounter a wide range of pot heads. It is rumored to have a high population of heroin users. Although the town is rich, not everyone is a snob.
"Hey that guys smoking a bowl."

"Must be from Edwardsville, Illinois."

"You stupid slut."
"Just because I've slept with 23 guys doesn't make me a slut."

Perrie Edwards 

1/4 of Little Mix, the 2011 winner of the Uk XFactor,

Originally from South Sheilds, UK

Recently Engaged to Zayn Malik, 1/5 of One Direction
'Perrie Edwards has the beauty of a goddess and the voice of a 200 pound black woman'
Perrie Edwards by ClaireJaneElise September 19, 2013

David edwards

A guy who will stab you in the back as soon as you turn around and is always secretly gay
That man David edwards hella gay bruh he slapped my ass
David edwards by The gangstrezy September 24, 2019

Edwardesque 

A guy with such insanely good looks that he is almost as gorgeous as the Twilight character, Edward Cullen.
Girl 1: Omg, that guy is so hott!
Girl 2: Hott?! He's freaking Edwardesque!
Edwardesque by TwilightFan February 28, 2009