Supporting character in the movie "Demolition
Man" with Silvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes, played by Dennis Leary with his usual abrasive style. Example quote:
According to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda
guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of
Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna
run naked through the street, with
green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay,
pal?
I
don't know why they are insisting on an example for this. You
don't run around saying, I got abe-lincolned do you?
Ok, how about this: The other day I was walking down the street and I met
Edgar Friendly. He proceeded to pull from his bag a large phallic object, a can of whip cream, two clothes pins, some ice cubes and a tube of preparation H with the applicator already attatched. He then proceeded to abe-lincoln me.
