douche canoe 

doosh kuh-noo

noun, adjective

1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person

- He was a complete douche canoe for not picking up the check on your birthday!

- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!

douche canoe by ditystotsgosser July 15, 2011

Douche canoe 

Ones way of describing an asshole or not nice person. Also a song by a youtuber called Mattg124.

"omg My dad is such an asshole"
"you mean douche canoe :D"

Douche canoe by Agentducky0012 August 24, 2011

Douche Canoe 

Noun
An individual acting in such a way, their presence is equivalent to being in a canoe in a lake full of used douche water.

"What happened to your car bro?"
"Some douche canoe keyed it last night"

Douche Canoe by Mahatma Luther King Jr. January 9, 2015

Douche Canoe 

Being such a douchebag that no one can stand to be around you.

I cannot stand another week playing beer pong with that Douche Canoe Andrew.

Douche Canoe by Pizza head August 17, 2015

Douche canoe 

When somebody you know is acting like an asshole but takes it to a whole different level and makes you feel like shit

Braden is acting like such a douche canoe and I don't know why

Douche canoe by Country boy 22 September 11, 2015

Douche canoe 

A viewer of the popular YouTube podcast, Half Brown All Town.

I saw Graham watching the podcast yesterday. He's such a douche canoe.

Douche canoe by Palestrom August 7, 2016

Douche canoe 

A douche that's douchier than a douche and can't get a girlfriend

Person 1. That kid was being such a douche canoe

Person 2. I know Tyler Johnson is douchier than a douce

Person 1. True and he can't get a girl

Douche canoe by Tgrizzlyxx123 September 4, 2017