“I was just outside dooping when you called.” “When I use the indoor toilet my feet and legs go numb, the reason they go numb is because I’m so tall and the toilet is too low to the ground and it cuts off my circulation. To keep this from happening I now go outside and squat down to the ground and I call it dooping instead of pooping.
When you tape the bottom of an open beer can on the metal bar on the inside of your garage door, hit the button to open the door and stand under the can and drink the beer as it pours out.
Q: “Why are you covered in beer?” A: “We were just garage dooring and only half of the beer spilled on me!”