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ninja digits

A telephone call originated from an alternate number in order to disguise the caller's identity and/or intent.
"Jimmy tried to skate on me for a month of utilities and wouldn't call me back, but I finally bagged him with ninja digits from the conference room line at work."

"Have you heard about the new iPhone app that throws ninja digits? Dude, you can call from any friggin' number you want!"
ninja digits by Slithorex March 8, 2010
To access how good something is by taking time to experience it.
"I'm about to digest that new Wale album. I heard it was pretty good".
Digest by PromPromz December 4, 2014

digestive nap 

A nap one partakes in after a delightful, filling meal. This type of nap allows the body to prepare for digestion and the following defecation.
Paige, after eating a half-order of cheese fries, nine ounce filet mignon, house salad, and coconut prawns, decides that it is time to drop the Cosbys off at the pool. Before she can execute the drop-off, however, she enjoys a digestive nap to prepare her body.
digestive nap by Alex Beard December 21, 2005

Three digits 

The art of achieving penetration of 100 - 999 women during one's lifetime no money involved.

It is generally considered a shameful, pitiful disgrace not to reach three digits before marriage. Such waste-of-man should get properly sacked at his bachelor party.

When the first bro reaches three digits it calls for celebration. Preferably throwing a big party with loads of drunk females that will help the rest of the bros on their way to reaching the three digits.
Bro 1: "Are you gonna be attending Maddi's three digit party next weekend?"

Bro 2: "Yeah, man. Wouldn't miss it for the world. I'm planing on having my own pussyversary."

Bro 1: "What do chicks even call the three digits anyways?"

Bro 2: "Chicks never reach three digits. That much I know"
Three digits by UT+Per7 September 17, 2014
How to say it (die-pees)

Its like Ur trying to say diapers but then u actually say wipeies all at the same time.
Guy: hey babe did u pack the dipies for the girls?
Girl: the what..?
Guy: I meant diapers and wipeies.. I guess its short for that now.
Girl: You weirdo, ok.. xD
Dipies by gselle_xd October 13, 2018

dixieshudson 

my account is almost a dixieshudson
dixieshudson by nobodyelseneedsthqt February 11, 2021