International Shit day (2nd December)

International Shit Day:
(Noun) Yearly Event:
At 1.PM Universal Time 2nd December, we all take a shit together. Weather in public or personal bathroom, you must save your shit, then dump it every year.

International Shit day (2nd December)
Fred: Bro, I gotta take a shit
Erik: No wait. Save it for the 2nd of December.
Fred: You know what, you're right!
Erik: Tell your friends to save their shit as well.

International Shit day (2nd December) by YourLocalAnonymousPerson November 24, 2019

Don't Shit December 

When you don't shit for the entire month of december. It can be very dangerous, but it's a fun activity.

Good luck!

-Hey, have you heard of Don't Shit December?
-No, is that a shit version of No Nut november?

Don't Shit December by Benun BAD BOY SWAG SWAG SWAG November 5, 2018

dirty down stairs december 

Much like no shave November. instead, you do not shave your down stairs throughout the entire month of December.

ex. I'll have to drink a lot of egg nog because to get back at me for no shave November my girlfriend plays dirty down stairs December.

dirty down stairs december by petey10 November 1, 2010

Stealing December 

A wannabe edgy band that broke apart in the early 2000s. Remaining member Brandon Langer is now a strings teacher.

Person 1: Hey, remember Stealing December?
Person 2: Yeah, the band our string ensemble teacher was in?
Person 1: Did you know they went on tour with Paramore?

Person 2: Yeah, Brandon Langer won’t shut up about it.

Stealing December by Casko October 19, 2017

Super Sussy December 

Super Sussy December (or SSD) is an alternative route to go instead of Destroy Dick December (or DDD) that is much more holy and works for children who do not understand the concept of masterbation. Instead of masterbating once every day, you play a round of Innersloths Among Us at least once every day.
Although people find the game is bad because of quick chat, or that it's not funny or popular anymore, simply making an account gives you access to normal chat again, and it's become really fun once more, encouraging more people to try completing Super Sussy December.

"Hey man, you doing SSD?"
"Super Sussy December?"
"Yeah"
"Hell yeah, bro! I love Among Us!"

Super Sussy December by The kids are gone December 2, 2021

slang dick december

a month dedicated to letting your dick/balls hang low on your choice of female

hey joe its slang dick december u wanna go halfcies on ashley

slang dick december by daddy long cock caleb October 26, 2019

Don't Shave December

A female's response to male's "No Shave November". In the month of December it is acceptable (and encouraged) for females to not shave any part of their body.

Sally: Woah, your legs sure are hairy Denise!
Denise: "I know, it's in support of Don't Shave December!

Don't Shave December by Sport'n A. Woody December 1, 2010