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David Bowie 

The best rocker known to man. Extremely influential. Known to change his persona quite often. Called Rock God or maybe God.
1. David Bowies career lasted 5 decades
David Bowie by 1972ziggy June 3, 2017

David Bowie 

he reminds us of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of Voodoo
Who do?
He do!
Do what?
REMINDS US OF THE BABE.
person im talking to: *casually mentions David Bowie*
me as soon as as i hear the true name of Ziggy Stardust:I SAW MY BAAABYYY
CRYIN HARD AS BABE COULD CRY

David Bowie 

-“Do you know who is David Bowie”
-“No, Who is he?”
-“The sexiest guy in the story of humanity”
David Bowie by Halloween Jack 🎃 February 19, 2023

david bowie 

The Greatest Assassin of ALL TIME!

Not only a pop star, David Bowie has been a secret assassin since 1485. People who have supposedly spotted David Bowie in the scene of a murder are never taken seriously because the police or investigators would probably say, " You're CRAZY! WTF would David Bowie be doing here! How can you suspect him to be an assassin. Gets off the shrooms plz. you are coming with me downtown for further questioning." If not, the accuser would get a response similar to ," Who the hell is David Bowie?" David Bowie has been responsible for many mysterious deaths in the past.
Person a: "Did you know that David Bowie killed JFK, Martin Luther King, Judas, the real Stephen Hawking, 2pac, and Brutus?"

Person b: "Who the hell is David Bowie?"

Mysterious voice in the shadows: "exactly"

David Bowie 

A song written by jam band Phish, lyrics include: David Bowie, UB 40. over and over.
dude, that 35 minute david bowie from the 5/20/03 show is one crunchy groove man!
David Bowie by myself37 March 30, 2009

David Bowie 

A literal god. Better than Jesus. Perfectest of men. Absolutely flawless and extravagant.
Person 1: I like David Bowie
Person 2: marry me