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stop fucking cursing 

A funny, hypocritical joke that is said when another person is cursing repetitively because he/she is very angry. Guaranteed to cut the tension and lift the mood. Similar to the term the "fuck" word
A: My boyfriend thinks I'm fucking PMS-ing, and I'm fucking not! Like what the fuck? He's such a fucking jerk!

B: Stop fucking cursing!
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Spanish slang for someone being corny or overly sentimental.
- "I just want to let you know that I love you and I miss you bro"
- "A few months in jail sure made you cursi"
Cursi by Zero Regrets June 15, 2019

moonlighting curse 

When the will-they-won't-they couple on a TV show finally gets together... and it ruins the show. (Derived from the 1980's TV show Moonlighting, whose ratings declined to the point of cancellation after the main characters finally resolved their sexual tension)
"I really wish they'd just get together already!"

"As much as I want that to happen, I'd hate for the show to be ruined by the Moonlighting Curse."

"I guess you're right. The show won't be as much fun once the sexual tension is gone."
moonlighting curse by TV Tropes January 12, 2014
As defined by the r/cursedimages mods: an image/video that causes confusion, eeriness or dread; or where the following questions are difficult/impossible to answer:

Who?: Only applies if there is someone in the image itself who the common person would not know the identity of. It does not apply to the question "Who did/made this?" since that applies to nearly every image.

What?: Either applies to "What is this?" if "Who?" does not apply, and always applies to "What is happening?" Even if you can tell what is happening, this question can be rhetorical if the situation is purely absurd in nature.

Why?: Applies to "Why is this happening?" or "Why did someone do this?" or "Why would any sane person do this?".

How?: Applies only if an action is being done or has been done in an image to wonder how it happens. If it can be reasoned as to why, this question does not count.

In a similar vein, cursed comments make you think: "What the hell did I just read?", "Why would anyone type this out?". They tend to be overly edgy comments.
Q: What are some ways to tackle suicidal thoughts?
A: Shotgun to the face.
Poster of the screenshot: Cursed suicide

Comment 1: 90% of koalas have chlamydia.
Comment 2: Oh fuck
Cursed by penishead2 December 23, 2020

the jerma curse 

A curse sometimes incurred by content creators (most notably Jerma) in which they go viral often but no one recognizes them, popular Jerma examples include The small enemy spider, the giant enemy spider, peep the horror, when the impostor is sus, etc.
Bro got the Jerma curse ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

The Hangman's Curse 

When you are self asphyxiating using a rope tied to an anal hook. After you reach climax, you pass out you are stuck in an arched form when your mom walks in on you.
I don't really open up sexually until the third or fourth date, its not like I'm trying to pull out The Hangman's Curse or anything.