Simon Cowell 

A smug old plastic faced talentless cunt.

That Simon Cowell is such a plastic faced cunt.

Simon Cowell by Johndoe567 July 20, 2022

Cowell 

The act of touching a dogs balls and then the dog bites you on the right cheek, leaving one hell of a scar

"I was petting my dog and then it cowell'd me on my cheek."

Cowell by Randee Rae March 14, 2007

simon cowell 

A 44 year old man who's straight and going out with the wrong person. Always flirts with American Idol judge, Paula Abdul, and makes fun of Ryan Seacrest. Judge currently on American Idol and used 2 be on Pop Idol, does alomst absolutely nothing and makes millions.

Are u in love with Paula Abdul like Simon Cowell?

simon cowell by saulafan288 June 20, 2004

simon cowell 

One of the only judges on American Idol whos honest and fair and tells the truth

::some idiot on american idol sang horribly::

randy/ i give u props dog!
( geez, thats very constuctive)


paula/ you look absolutely wonderful! (like what does that have to do w/ singing)

simon/ sorry to say but that was dreadful! totally off key!
(very honest and helpful!)

simon cowell by urbanslushie July 25, 2004

simon cowell 

Greatness. Pulls out the really rubbish singers to give us greatness.

That guy who sang "Like A Virgin" deserved it all the way.

simon cowell by Mister Ignorant April 1, 2004

simon cowell 

The only judge on American Idol that gives constructive critisism and an honest opinion. He's the entire reason for watching this show that was lame from the start. He wears tight black shirts (most of the time) and likes to tease Ryan Seacrest. That washed-up pop diva Paula Abdul is just one more punch on the arm away from getting Britishly bitchslapped by Mr. Cowell.

*No apologies to the American public are necessary.*

Simon Cowell: I hated it.

Paula: Oh, grow up! *punches Simon on the arm for the 50th time that episode*

Simon: THAT'S IT! *backhands Paula* Now you'll REALLY need those painkillers.

simon cowell by mosnar June 11, 2006

Simon Cowell 

The judge on American Idol who makes the show worth watching. He always breaks it to the contestants who can't sing that they suck, and always has something extremely critical to say. He's why the show's such a success; his critiques are actually pretty funny when u think about it.

In Season 5, after giving an (overweight) woman a golden ticket, Simon Cowell remarked "I hope they made the stage bigger this year." At first, this might seem really harsh. But when you think about it, he's actually really funny!

Simon Cowell by blogger_08 January 20, 2006