Countiverous 

To nervously be dependant upon someone else.

Person A is countiverous of person B.

Bob countiverously asks Terry to throw him a rope so he does not fall over the cliff. Terry, Bobs un-coordinated friend, throws the rope into Bob's face and effectively knocks him over the cliff. Bob luckily catches the rope as he is falling and pulls himself to safety.

Countiverous by Hypnotyzer March 9, 2011

courteous fuck

A person, especially one who is annoying or contemptible, or commits acts that are considered rude, abrasive, or against the social norm, but does so politely, having or showing good manners.

That courteous fuck just cut me off, but at least she waved.

courteous fuck by Tracy Kaos March 4, 2015

courteousity 

To be courteous

He has greatcourteousity

courteousity by Dekearg July 11, 2018

Counterpuncher 

An obnoxious, loud-mouthed buffoon

“The president speaks in a very unique way. He’s a counterpuncher.” - White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham

Counterpuncher by The Natch January 26, 2020

clutterous 

A woman who has unkempt or a messy bush. It may be overgrown and in a general state of disrepair.

I took that bitch home but her shit was clutterous, I had to pass on that mess.

clutterous by Senor_Bear May 5, 2014

counterculture 

An imaginary state of being. While many social groups define themselves as "counterculture" the only truly counterculture people are geeks, nerds, etc. The only true way to be counterculture is to smile kindly and sincerely at everyone and dress appropriately for the situation.

Fake counterculture guy: I love Black Flag. I have a mohawk.
Real counterculture guy: I love opera. I wear clothes that fit.

counterculture by AquaMarina March 24, 2007

counterfuck 

to dodge a fly man or woman while in mid air, and happens to be naked, and perfectly lands on you in a sexual way.......

person a; currently flying through the air....naked, "I'M GONNA RAPE YOU!"
person b; cunningly dodges "FUCK YOU, YOU JUST GOT COUNTERFUCKED"
person a; "FUCK YOU"

counterfuck by nooby bot November 4, 2008