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1. (n) Generic name for an asshole that shows up unannounced at your house and runs off any decent folk in cyclical patterns with an ever increasing level of speed and douchery.

2. (n) A Tyler County shitbag.
That fucking Cory showed up last night and started changing Murphy's laws to fit his conversation. That Cory is the reason we have gravity ya know.... What a shitbag.
Cory by Bo Blam November 7, 2019
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A man that has the mental capacity of a squirrel and LOVES French maid costumes. Ladies throw up in the presence of his irresistible charm.

His likes include-
Correcting others' grammar (in particular, proper use of the word "well") ; long walks on the beach; making breakfast

His dislikes include-
Yawning; bland people; seaweed
Hey bro, have you met that Cory dude? Let me tell you I would churn butter for that lad.
Cory by Barneythedinosaur365 August 14, 2015
Look at Cory. Haha!
Cory by tr7897 September 28, 2017
Cory is a boy. He is manipulative and inconsiderate. Cory will use you to his advantage and for the sole purpose of elevating his social status and adding you to the list of girls he has gotten with. Once he has used and disposed of you, do not expect an apology. Try to avoid becoming involved with one in the first place.
Cory cheated on me.
Cory by imstillsalty June 29, 2016
a man with a crooked penis (90 degree angle)
this guy cory floped out his penis and it looked like an 90 degree angle.
cory by tunerz November 10, 2008
A man who's in love with his costar but won't come out of Narnia just yet.
Oh man, did you see Cory eyefuck Chris?

Yeah! And Chris totally liked it. They're lovers I tell you!
Cory by Mad Mad Mad Madam Monfer January 21, 2011
Cory is a unique and all round amazing human being. If you are so lucky to befriend yourself with this lush boy you shouldn’t let him go as he is always there to listen and will make you very happy. Not only is he likeable and attractive ,his hugs can make your day much brighter and he's a gamer boi with good music taste and just has the sweetest personality.
Person 1: That’s Cory isn’t it?
People son 2: Yessir, his memes are superior :)
Cory by ???? April 7, 2020