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Person 1: Yo you hit on YS today?
Person 2: Naw bro I had no idea how to setup
Person 1: Damn if you were in SG Cooks you would've cooked YS

SG Cooks by hahahh324 April 18, 2020

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Someone Shit on the Coats!

A PERSONAL way to be remembered.
At a party, someone sooner or later will say "Someone Shit on the Coats"
No one but YOU will know what went on. Once you say, ... "what?" BOOM! you're like a PHANTOM! you've dissapeared!

-Greatest bit from Dane Cook

"Someone Shit on the Coats!"
or
"I THINK someone shit on the coats"

Someone Shit on the Coats! by Lizziepoo March 19, 2008

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Sloth Coot

A mid 20 year old female, 30 lbs over weight who smells like the calcium build up male p.e teachers get on the sides of their mouths during an intense game of wall "fag" ball. They also prey on drunk "scrotes" at the bars that are to smashed to realize how carney their under gibblets looks.

My boy B-Dunks got man handled by a Sloth Coot in an suburban bunker last weekend...He still smells like Rumpelstiltskin's breath...

Sloth Coot by P Dangerously August 31, 2011

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spoon coot

Someone who does something very idiotic and cant explain there actions because they are so thick i.e gary twig

Garth is a spoon coot

spoon coot by Tezdog September 21, 2013

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