Conk 

A piece of human trash.

Toby is a massive conk.

Conk by Alex_Triple_Chin February 5, 2019

CONK 

The noise made by a cowbell

Conk, Conk, Conk

CONK by Donna March 16, 2004

conk 

a word the 2 coolest people use but only they know the meaning but they dont know what the exact meaning is they can only use it to think what they think the meaning is.

'you're a conk'
'only conky people can do that'

conk by Malty Tizzy April 2, 2008

conk 

The head/the human head.

"He's totally bing in the conk!"

conk by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

conk 

To defecate. Take a shit.
Okie-English

Man, find a toilet...I have to take a conk.

conk by BadMoFo June 13, 2004

conk 

A poo. You take a conk on the donker. The process of taking a conk is known as donking.

I need to take a conk.

conk by Mistleweather Handyshroom December 23, 2007

Conk 

The derogatory name for a conservative person.

Jack: Frank is such a conk. He is an avid Buah supporter.

Liz: yeah, he's a conk and a half.

Conk by Quickfusion November 18, 2017