Completing the Circuit

When a man has sex with a shemale, and the shemale returns the favor with anal sex, therefore completing the circuit.

"So there I was, balls deep, and she just decided to try completing the circuit while i was doing him"

Completing the Circuit by robchee October 20, 2009

comparing cookies 

the act of showing each other ones genitals.

Last night my girlfriend and I were comparing cookies, she showed me her cooter so I presented my one eyed walleye. She said mine was small, and I swear hers was a monster.

comparing cookies by Jboner September 12, 2013

Comcasting 

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

I have been comcasting nearly every night, but I still can't afford to pay my rent in full.

Comcasting by dosesandmimosas January 3, 2016

Complating 

When you're complaining and hating about anything.

I aint a hater, and I aint complaining, Nigga I was Complating

Complating by IAmToxix October 9, 2018

Completing the circuit

When you and your sexual partner eat each other’s asses simultaneously

Chad: “Kelly and I tried completing the circuit last night.”
Brad: “That’s wife material right there.”

Completing the circuit by Shiftysham March 30, 2021

Crowd Computing 

A sub-section of Cloud Computing offered by service providers that under-invest in both server infrastructure and technical support staff.

Companies that outsource to them do not realise that they are being crammed in like sardines to the vendors infrastructure which is nowhere near adequate. They only start to realise they are up shit creek when they try to contact technical support for help only to be placed in the longest most painful telephone queue of their life.

Afghan: "None of our 1,000 employees can access their online email application, my CIO's already been fired and I'm next for the chop...I opened a support ticket with the vendor 5 days ago and this is the 26th time I've tried to get through to them on the phone...I am dead meat man, dead meat <sniff>."

Tragic: "Well Afghan, that's Crowd Computing for you."

Crowd Computing by Tragic Stan November 20, 2010

Comcasting 

Verb; the act of intermittently dropping internet connection.

Nah I can't play left for dead, there's a thunderstorm and my internet is comcasting :(

Comcasting by Zeno Tasedro February 12, 2009