Communifake 

(v) Communifake: to pretend to call, text, IM, etc. on your phone but are really talking to no one.
(Usually used when alone or to avoid talking to people you see)

(n)Communifaker: Someone who does the above. See Communifake

"Since I was standing outside a McDonald's alone, I decided to communifake while waiting for Mary to pick me up."

Communifake by Brianna Leigh March 19, 2009

Communicado 

A small island country that has zero communications with the outside world. Nobody really knows where it is but a lot of people are frequent visitors. Some believe it's some where in Heaven but people usually return so this cannot be the case. It's almost certainly some sort of resort in the cloud that only certain personalities can access.

Why won't he answer his phone!?

You didn't hear? Edwardo's in Communicado.

Communicado by TheBigZamboni December 17, 2017

Communifake 

The act of pretending to be texting, or talking on the cell phone in front of people. To look cool

Every time Zack came down from the elevator he would have his hands in his pocket and magically his phone would ring. In front of everyone sitting in the lobby, he would communifake to look as if he was busy and important and start off his pretend conversation with,,, WHATS UP MAN!!

Communifake by moozing February 23, 2009

lack of communication

When someone is really shitty at communicating with you.

I have decided to not pursue our collaboration due to a lack of communication on your end.

lack of communication by MrDrake June 3, 2016

communication 

Something upper management preaches about but refuses to use.

Employer: Frank, you seem to be lacking in communication with the other employees.
Employee: Um...my name is Norm... I will work on that.

communication by rvdumper July 25, 2012

nano communication 

The use of nanomachines to secretly communicate among one another. In order to use this high-tech device, one must have pre-implanted nanomachines in their body. Nano-communication sends nerve impulses through your body until it reaches your brain, where you can hear the other person's voice. This technology was invented in 2027 AD, near the start of the third world war and was mainly used by spies investigating the development of Metal Gear Rex.

"Snake, switch over to nano communication. Someone may be listening in."

nano communication by darkinformer17 December 20, 2010

Communicatering 

Unlike genuine communication, where an element of desire to transfer unbiased information or fact can fundamentally exist, communicatering refers exclusively to the subversive generation of biased information (catering, e.g. charming) with a strict intention to influence consumer, popular, institutional or individual opinion for the purpose of the beneficial gain to group or organization initiating such rhetoric. Communicatering, by virtue of its intention and the necessity of its intended efficacy, is almost always disguised as righteousness, prudence, wisdom, innocent concern, temperance, justice, or at worst, Science.

Politicians, bankers, the rich, even a simple blog like Brainbooger.com, they seldom utter a genuine or sincere word, instead they're communicatering, disguising a secret contempt that comes from an ultimate belief that all men are NOT created equal, and that a good line of bullshit is what’s needed to keep the animals off the dinner table.

Communicatering by BrainBooger.com December 7, 2009