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cockpocket 

Tom really beat the brakes off that cockpocket last night!

There was a greenish/yellowish malodorous discharge coming from her cockpocket so Tom yelled "Whoa, stanky cockpocket."

Tom walked out of his room and put his fingers in my face, then he said, "Cockpocket."
cockpocket by Porno-corndog9 April 16, 2010

cocksocket 

A cunt. Not the female genitalia, but a person who you regard to be...... a cunt.
You are a total and utter cocksocket!
cocksocket by mushren September 23, 2006

Floppy Titty Cocknocker 

Annoying slutty fat bitches who think they are the shit when guys only use them for a quick fuck.
Jolene is a floppy titty cocknocker and she live in Ione, California if your looking for a lousy fuck.

cocknocker 

A character played by Mark Hamill featured in the Bluntman and Chronic(Jay and Silent Bob) Movie and Comicbook in the View Askew Series created and directed by Kevin Smith.
"I got busted in the balls by some guy called... 'Cocknocker!'"
cocknocker by n1n74 March 16, 2004

Northern Cockmonkey

Common phrase for caravan dwelling pikey shitbags that get by in life by offering to felch their superiors. Thanks to eons of selective inbreeding and evolution these types are highly skilled in stealing alcohol, fags, dawgs, caravans and anything else not nailed down.
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."
Grumps - imforums.com admin.
Northern Cockmonkey by Wayne King November 15, 2004

cock jockey 

1:A man who rides other mens cocks- imitating the motions of a jockey.

2:A giant cock who competes in horse racing
Robert Fryar and Simon Cheng are cock jockeys.
cock jockey by ? June 2, 2004