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Mythical Clitoris 

When trying to pleasure a woman and having absolutely no success at it. You use all positions, tools, and tricks, and still she is nowhere even close to climax. She has what is known as the Mythical Clitoris. Give up, you are not going to find it.
Sam: Are you going to kick it with Staci tonight?

Mike: Hell no. I gave her my best for four hours last night and she didn't even flinch. Skank has a Mythical Clitoris.

Sam: I found it.
Mythical Clitoris by joeymaree January 19, 2009
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anal clitoris

An anal clitoris refers to the stimulation of hemorrhoids during analingus. The hemorrhoids are the anal clitoris because of their extreme sensitivity and high concentration of nerve endings. It is an excellent stimulation for anal orgasm.
Oh, that ass licking is so good, don't forget to lick and flick my anal clitoris.

Clitoris 

Oh your a man aren't you? It's the thing you can't find mate.
'Oh did he find the clitoris this time' said Kacey

'No i had to fake it again' said Grace
Clitoris by Simpforjack April 7, 2021

clitoris 

Small pink bud in the vulva which, when stimulated, becomes erect and gives pleasure to the woman when touched. Common use of a vibrator on the clit will increase pleasure and make the woman orgasm.

Oral stimulation is also a way to tease the clit, as is with fingers, which is commonly what happens when a woman masturbates.
Sherry was so turned on, she started touching her clitoris.
clitoris by Miss F February 18, 2006

Clitoris Minimus 

A microsized penis only found on a very few individuals of the Indian subcontinent. Many go on to become practicing dentists. It may also be found on the head region, in which it will be hidden by a overgrowth of hair.
Hey man, I like your haircu...hold up. Is that a clitoris minimus?
Clitoris Minimus by StienMD July 5, 2009

clitorus 

Clitoris: A small elongated erectile organ at the anterior part of the vulva, homologous with the penis.

I'm a girl that doesn't get anything from penetration , so to me, my "clit" is my BEST FRIEND! ;)
To highten the female sexual experience, stimulate the clitoris during intercourse for added intensity to the orgasm.

Rub that clit for me baby..., mmmm..., make it hard for me..., yeah you like that huh...

BTW: It's Clitoris... NOT clitorus...FYI :)
clitorus by BellaXXX January 28, 2006

clitorus 

1. the pleasure nub of the womans vagina. Sole purpose it to provide pleasure to a woman during intercourse.
Your so dumb you probably though a clitorus was a dinosaur!
clitorus by Bud E Love May 8, 2003