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Zavier Chronicles 

The events before the Great Zavier Wars (GZW) take place forming the empires and kingdoms that partake in them. Often plagued with the fog of war, bias, and false testimonies. Misunderstood by many, one day to be recollected by the Chosen Ones. Find the way. Find the light. Find. Zavier.
Remember the tales of old?
Tales?
Yes, the Zavier Chronicles.

the chronicles of life and death 

One of the best cd's in the world, from the awesome rock band "Good Charlotte."
I love Good Charlotte's new cd, "The Chronicles of Life and Death"!!!

The Urethra Chronicles 

The Urethra Chronicles is the first DVD that the awesome (yes they ARE my faveourite band get over it you wannabe poseur punks who think that dissing them makes you more punk. punk is about being yourslef right. not caring?) band blink-182 made. Its very funny, yet a little randomised and completly nonsensical. The whole thing just jumps from one scene to another for no apparent reason, but it had me laughing the wohle way through, and lets face it, it wouldn't have been tom, mark and trav if it HAD made sense now would it?
Features 5 music videos and two live shows too.
There is also "the Urethra Chronicles 2" which is also equally funny and random.
On The DVD of the urethra chronicles:

Mark: "Tell them what they do in the phillipenes tom!"
Tom: "we heard that in the phillipenes, if a baby boy cries they suck its penis and it stops. that works with me too, if i cry just suck my penis and i will stop!"

or:

(at a concert)
Tom: *fucks up guitar on a song* "im sorry. i fucked that song up. its not because i suck at guitar!"

The Chronicles of Darkness 

A video that was made by someone who must have had nothing else to do with their time. Its confusing at first but once you keep watching its a great video. But sometimes it makes you want to kill yourself.
"Hey man, did you watch the new The Chronicles of Darkness?"

quarantino chronicles 

Day 78 of the quarantino chronicles: I stared at a wall for an hour, chain smoked a pack of cigarettes on my front porch in my underwear, watched 10 hours of desperate housewives while binge eating and drinking vodka.

The Cum Chronicles 

The dumbass story I’ve made that revolves around cum royalty and the empire of cum
Hey let’s go read the cum chronicles