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chestermagic 

Chestermagic is the unique ability held by individuals to connect with just about anyone in a very compressed period of time. Chestermagic is employed generally in challenging situations where two or more individuals must work through their differences to achieve an outcome.

Chestermagic also has a negative side. Oft referred to as "the curse of the Chestermagic." The curse of the Chestermagic results in those individuals who choose to use Chestermagic becoming the default "go to" person for far more people than any individual can truly sustain for prolonged periods of time. This can create a situation where practitioners of Chestermagic have virtually their entire day consumed by helping people work through issues that do not necessarily directly impact the practitioner.
"That person can be a challenge, all I need is a little Chestermagic to get things on the right track."

"Chestermagic has never failed me."

"Chestermagic sucks sometimes. These people all come to me with their problems and want my help."

Dude, can you toss out a little Chestermagic? Got some tough customers here.
chestermagic by bpct October 30, 2013

chelering sting

A pain/sting on ur anus around the bowel area(place that looks like a ring) after eating and/or taking a shit
Ohhh mate I've got a right chelering sting after that Chinese from last night
chelering sting by Mamlikeman February 1, 2017

Chesterical 

The look when your post-chest workout pump is popping out of your shirt so hard it makes you CRAZY, bro.
My preworkout and an hour of chest presses and pec flys has me looking chesterical in this stringer tank, bro.
Chesterical by JustZach86 April 13, 2019

Cheering for the road team 

A slang term for someone who's homosexual.
Look at the way that guy talks and acts, he must be cheering for the road team.

Cheddering 

the act of pulling back the foreskin and consuming the smegma
Man, my girl is so freaky, I haven't showered in a week because she wanted to try cheddering.
Cheddering by nachtengel May 10, 2022

Chesting 

Using a device for ones advantage in the competitive world of peanut pushing. Often up large inclines or peaks but can also be for distance pushes as well
Bob Salems record for being the fourth person to push a peanut up Pike Peaks is currently being contested because he has been accused of Chesting. Chesting is a form of cheating in competitive Peanut Pushing. Mr. Salem had also been accused of using under sized or unregulated Peanuts for his pushing attempts
Chesting by Welikeme23 July 17, 2022