Garbage canning 

-Verb.
-To pop out of a random garbage can and back up a person in an argument.
-To interrupt an argument to back up a person
-similar to blackup

-Callum: Yohance has no penis
-isaac randomly appearing: Yohance is the best and he's better than everyone!
-callum: STOP garbage canning!!!!

Garbage canning by callum satank December 13, 2009

Garbage Canning 

The act of threatening someone, as to place them in a garbage can in "ruse" to actually create reason to physically contact them with out fault.

Is commonly used from male to female as to generate reason to "feel up" the girl with out social akwardness.

"I'm so Garbage Canning YOU"
Proceeds to put hands on the girl and pull her agaisnt him while mocking the act of putting her in a garbage can

Garbage Canning by Jimmy Buddy March 28, 2012

Tuna Canning

The girl's version of Tea-bagging. When a girl sits on a guys face to publicly embarrass him. Clothes on or off.

Katie sat on Steve's face when he was passed out. Next time he will be careful when Tuna Canning is in play!

Tuna Canning by Jon Bandero October 10, 2010

cyber-canning 

The process of discarding multiple unwanted dating profiles as you swipe left and left and left again within various dating apps.

I opened up Tinder this morning and felt like all I did was waste an hour cyber-canning freaks of nature!

cyber-canning by Arianna Jeret July 12, 2015

Biscuit Canning 

Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...

Remember...girth is what it's worth.

Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.

Biscuit Canning by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017

Emma Canning 

The inhabitants of Earth rarely see such a graceful beauty. She is known to entertain the gods with her grace, beauty and eloquence. With those lovely soft brown eyes of her she could make a shark hearts melt like butter. Those in the company of her often at times feel at peace and most of all feel loved.

She's as beautiful as emma canning

Emma Canning by mf- November 3, 2009

Cram Canning 

When you try and fit more then one dong/meatsicle/ramming rod into a chick's butthole at the same time, also known as the Brothers with no Shame".

Dude: let's cram can that girl.
Dude 2: this is me agreeing.

-later-

Bitch: OH GOD YES,CRAM THAT CAN!!!! UHHN UHHN UHHHNNNNN.
Dude: I am glad we cram canned this girl.
Dude 2: I am currently cram canning, Dude. Please don't look me in the eyes.

Cram Canning by MBC/Hubbard April 2, 2010