Muff Cabbage 

Type of vagina that smells like cabbage and a assortment of "meat flaps" petruding from the clitoris. Usually found in jersey girls

That chick I fucked last night had mad muff cabbage!

Muff Cabbage by Zzkconncar October 18, 2010

muff cabbage 

(as heard on South Park) an unsightly looking vagina, by conventional standards, encompassed by: 1) oversized inner labia that is overgrown and wrinkly, resembling large cabbage leaves, and 2) an unkempt/untrimmed bush.

She had a bad case of muff cabbage, but since she got waxed now she only has some crazy roast beef curtains.

muff cabbage by MHG13 October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

A gross vagina. Which makes perfect sense considering "it's a Jersey thing"

Tiffani: What the fuck is a muff cabbage?

Kyley-D: It's a Jersey thing.

Muff Cabbage by AEPi Guy October 15, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

It's a Jersey thing.

Stan: At Sizzler, when you were yelling "muff cabbage," what's "muff cabbage?"
Kyle: It's a- it's a Jersey thing.

Muff Cabbage by Loose Finger Louie October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

1. Any unpleasantness (odor, hair, pimples, etc) in a woman's vaginal area. Comes from the words cabbage and muff.
2. Somebody who's being a douchebag.

1. You're garbage! You've got cabbage in your f**king muff! (South Park Jersey Shore episode)
2. That guy just cut me off! He's such a muff cabbage!
3. I was at the bar last night, and the girl I was trying to get with all night ended up hooking up with some other guy. I hope she has real bad muff cabbage.

Muff Cabbage by sup69xoxo October 18, 2010

muff cabbage 

n 1. Loose hanging labia (minora). Used as an insult. Allegedly, a result of having multiple partners.

n. 2. A used woman; floozy

I opened her lips, but couldn't find the hole. All I could see was her muff cabbage blowing in the breeze!

muff cabbage by SouthPark101 October 19, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

Used in the episode South Park "It's a Jersey thing" to make fun of the Jersey accent. The people from Jersey in the episode keep saying Muff Garbage, but everyone in South Park thinks they are saying Muff Cabbage.

Jersey woman: "You're Garbage, you're Muff Garbage!"
Normal Woman: "Did you just say Muff Cabbage?"

Muff Cabbage by Mithotyn October 18, 2010