Fell and bumped your head 

Meaning you must be seriously crazy. That you or someone else is experencing a really dumb moment at that time.

After Jimmy made the dumbest comment I ever heard I said fool you done "fell and bumped your head"

Fell and bumped your head by darrin2000 November 29, 2007

boogie bumped

When your at the club and your holding your drink and dancing on the floor and some one bumps into you, spilling your drink.

I was jammin' to that track Love Lockdown and this random bitch boogie bumped me.

boogie bumped by Mel Jane December 26, 2008

Speed bumped 

Getting humped in a motion of going over a speed bump

Fred speed bumped john

Speed bumped by Yguvgfcifcyiivyt August 15, 2017

buddy bumped

When one decides for one reason or another to bump the buddies in their top-8 on Myspace to a lower position.

Most tweens/young teens do this when they are fighting with their friends about boys/and or who's lipgloss color is the cutest.

(girl crying...)
Mom: Hunny what's wrong? Why are you crying??
Daughter: Bobby buddy bumped me for some bitch ass ho from third period!
Mom: Awe, I'm sorry, just kick him in the huevos!

OR

Taisha: That BITCH! (gasping at the computer)
Shanaynay: Guuuuurl what's going on?
Taisha: Latisha buddy bumped me for that piece o' trash shithead that made her do a dirty sanchez!
Shanaynay: She a ho... forget about her!

buddy bumped by Nicki de Cali December 9, 2008

clam bumped 

when a girl stops another girl from hooking up with a guy.

hey girl he's hot i'm going over to talk to him. oh shit look at that skank in my way trying to "clam bump me".

can you believe i was just "clam bumped".

clam bumped by stewy loom April 19, 2011

Bitch bumped 

When you don't answer your phone and it goes to voicemail.

Purposely ignoring a call and sending the caller to voicemail.

Tony totally bitch bumped me when I called him.

Bitch bumped by Zilch2zero December 31, 2013

Bed bumped 

When you and your partner are having sex so rough you hit your head on the (nearest wall or vertical object) and then cum.

Hey! Did you get bed bumped last night? You look like a train wreck.

Bed bumped by OkieCat October 8, 2020