Turbo brown cow

Prune juice, Milk of Mag, AND Miralax, AKA crap-juice.

Mr. Johnson is so plugged up I had to give him a turbo brown cow. It was that or go digging for gold.

Turbo brown cow by DaniBlue November 11, 2016

How now, brown cow?

lighthearted way of asking "What's up? What's next?"

Has its roots in prohition era referring to when a keg (brown in those days) was empty, "well, what are we gonna do now..."

"It seems as though the rave is over, Winnifred" says Penelope.
"How now, brown cow?" says Winnfred inquisitively
"Let's get poprox!"

How now, brown cow? by TexasCaveman August 27, 2005

california brown cow 

The act of forcing a turd from your butthole. Often involves grunting due to the fight to push out the feces. Similar to trying to move a literal cow, California Brown Cow is large and stubborn

-Dude what was all that grunting in there?
-Had a stubborn California Brown Cow that just didn't want to leave pasture

california brown cow by cdm0048 August 28, 2013

How Now Brown Cow

When someone is caught lying. How now is self explainitory. Brown Cow means that they are a liar. Works incredibly well if they are exposed for their lie.

Guy 1: Hey, I know what the capital of Illinois is. It's Chicago.

Guy 2: It's Springfield. How now brown cow?

How Now Brown Cow by gbee93 April 9, 2011

brown chicka brown cow 

brown chicka brown cow; (brown-chicka-brown-cow) similar to the sound bow chicka wow wow

The combination of a brown chicken and a brown cow.

When put together you get brown chicka brown cow.

brown chicka brown cow by mahtnamas October 20, 2011

Ow Now Brown Cow 

Used as code when you think a girl has brown nipples.

Dude ow now brown cow on MLee.

Ow Now Brown Cow by Austin Vaught November 5, 2010

brown chicken brown cow 

jeeze your hot! :)
breaking the awkward silence.
what do you get when you cross and brown chicken and a brown cow

brown chicken cross' the road and runs into a brown cow and they become conjoined becoming brown chicken brown cow

brown chicken brown cow by brown chicken brown cow master February 3, 2010