Dirty Bongers

When you don’t shower or clean yourself for 3 days and have sex

I went camping and when I got home did a dirty Bongers on her

Her: what’s that smell?
Him: nothing, did you want to use lube?
Her: no I’m wet as
Him: nice me too
Her: have you showered recently?
Him: nah just served you up a dirty bongers

Dirty Bongers by Chris993 January 14, 2022

Brain booger

Noun. 1) A metaphor for a thought of any manner of consequence; that which sometimes results from "picking the brain."

I just had a brain booger; by virtue of its name, Brainbooger.com must be a receptacle of all manner of thoughts!

Brain booger by Yu Phlung Pu June 10, 2009

boogerjack 

To hijack someones belongings without the owner knowledge. In most cases the owner was not present during said hijack.

"Logan, did you boogerjack my pencil?" "No I think Steven was using it." "Steven did you boogerjack my mechanical pencil?" "The red one, yea I used it and stuck it in my bag when you werent here."

"I want my Donkey Kong Country cartridge back that you boogerjacked from my house while I was taking a dump."

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boogerjack by sackiller April 17, 2012

Glue Booger 

The residue left behind on a gift card after it is pulled off its display card.

I had to pull the glue booger off the Walmart gift card my Uncle Floyd gave me before I put it in my wallet.

Glue Booger by DrVibes December 28, 2009

Noobus boogers 

When a short friend of yours suck at a game

you are such a noobus boogers

Noobus boogers by agooman May 21, 2022

Booger wall 

When a nigga is too lazy to get a tissue and wipe a booger on the wall

My big brother shoved my face on his booger wall

Booger wall by Catch me outside February 16, 2017

lotion booger 

The semi solid mass that forms in the dispenser, which must be picked out of the first squirt of suntan lotion, moisturizer, etc. Consistency is such that it is reminicient of a booger.

Lori: Rub this on my back.
Todd: Flip over.
Lori: Gross! I can feel the lotion booger on my shoulder!
Todd: Ugh! *flick*

lotion booger by t_bag July 24, 2008