batting for the other team 

To be homosexual.

That guy is batting for the other team

batting for the other team by elf August 23, 2003

floyd botting 

Floyd botting means fucking loud old yellow bone dicks and the botting part is obvious ain't it.

Lmao wish that guy stop Floyd botting all the time he acting up for no reason dawg

floyd botting by Thefloydbottingassociation November 23, 2020

Wal-Mart Beating 

When someone is physically abussed inside wal-mart.
Usualy done by single mothers, but often includes; wife, grandchildren, dog, cat, sister,borther, and granny beatings as well.

<kid grabs toy off shelf>
Mother : "Put that back, right now! Before you get another wal-mart beating!"

Wal-Mart Beating by lock'on June 5, 2009

Beating Off A Dead Horse 

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.

Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.

Beating Off A Dead Horse by XxVRxX August 20, 2010

Meat Beating

Jacking off, only a little harder than usual, to the point of hurting.

"Wanna go over to my place an do a little meat beating?"

Meat Beating by Mark2791 December 16, 2008

beating the bishop 

Masturbating.

How many times a day do you beat your bishop?

beating the bishop by chronicmasturbator March 27, 2003

beating the record 

'Beating the record' is a phrase referring to one attempting to 'beat' the number of times they can masturbate in 24 hours.

'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.

My current record is nine.

Carl lied about beating the record yesterday.

beating the record by Harry Boulding January 12, 2009