Bagel 

Another thing an early bird can get.

"You know what they say: the early bird gets the worm... or was it the bagel?"

-Luigi M.

Bagel by Manonthe3up March 1, 2009

bagel 

A round thing with a hole, but not a doughnut because it's not all pretty and cool and stuff like that...

What are you doing with that bagel?!?!?!?!?!

bagel by YoMamma February 22, 2003

bagel 

In County CLare in Ireland we call a redneck a bagel, fuckin no idea where it originated.

The town was full a bagels last night, white shirts

bagel by Annie April 7, 2005

Bagel 

(n) A slang word used for weed. This was made up so that friends could talk about weed in the presence of teachers or family members.
(v) Also used to mean "Smoking weed"

(n) You got bagel for tonight?
(v) You tryin' to bagel after school?

Bagel by T-wit-it August 3, 2005

Bagel 

something you shove your dick in when you have nothing else

Me:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
bagel:ゞ◎Д◎ヾ

Bagel by Minty ravens~ April 30, 2019

Bagel 

A Bagel is another word for a Panic! At The Disco fan.

This term was founded during the MMM awards on MTV.com when Panic! At The Disco won by a close vote against 30 Seconds To Mars.

Killjoys are to MCR as Bagels are to P!ATD

Hell yeah, bro. All of the Bagels will be there!

Bagel by Bagel4Life May 3, 2011

bagel 

this is a person that smells of mary jane, and is far better than any spoon or toaster... but not exceeding the greatness of a plate.a bagel is known best for pleasing females in any way possible.

yo did u smell that weed. no that was just a bagel.

oh my god bagel is so good in bed... who needs a toaster if u can have a bagle.

bagel by bigpimpin April 25, 2005