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You fat biffer 

Someone eating or aquiring comically large and/or frequent amounts of food, or appearing to do so.
Must be said with a south-west english accent (Cornwall, Devon, etc.)
Only works with the 'You' at the front, and only happens with 'You' and 'Bif' on one note, and 'fat'and 'fer' on a higher one.
There's no real emphasis anywhere, and it's deadpan despite the humourous intent.
"4 pints. And a pie."
"You fat biffer."
You fat biffer by davev July 15, 2005
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Bullshit Baffles Brains 

To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.
Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.
Bullshit Baffles Brains by dnptyf November 13, 2016
To completely dumbfound, confuse, or otherwise render speechless by either asking a question or stating something beyond their intelligence.
Toni:The mechanism of endocannabinoid synaptic transmission is believed to occur as follows: first, transmission of the excitatory neurotransmitter glutamate causes an influx of calcium ions into the post-synaptic neuron.

Guy: ummm... what? (Toni baffled Guy)
baffle by WhtRhino January 19, 2009

biffleship

A bond between two people that have a mutually amicable love and respect for each other, recognizing that this bond will not be broken within the bounds of physical life.
"Come over to my house, where we can feel the full force of our biffleship!"
biffleship by harryandron4eva April 19, 2010

Sloppy Biffle 

The act of repeatedly striking a sexual partner with a sock full of semen, urine, and feces; similar to the beating of Gomer Pile in "Full Metal Jacket."
My girlfriend refused anal, so I gave her a well deserved Sloppy Biffle.

bffltiain 

Person 1-"Ramona is my Bffltiain."
Cody- "Pahaha,No way, She is totally my Bffltiain!"
bffltiain by ZOHMYGoshness February 28, 2010
an abreviation for best friend for life and after life
You are my bfflaal
bfflaal by sailorisawesome June 19, 2010