Sexually awake

Awake enough to catch a sexual reference someone makes. If someone makes a corny sex joke, and you don't catch it, and you're kind of sleepy, you'd be what we call "sexually asleep".

Chemistry Teacher: How many balls do you have?
Joey: 2 BIG ONES!
*Students laugh*
Chemistry Teacher: No, the correct answer is 12.

In this scenario, the teacher is sexually asleep. The opposite is being "sexually awake".

Being a horny teenage boy, I can't think of a time where I'm not sexually awake.

Sexually awake by Petey Mik April 11, 2008

dead awake 

When you wake up in the morning, but you are unable to move.

She was dead awake when her alarm went off.

dead awake by Gthang17 September 17, 2016

Lungs not awake.

When you cough a lot from smoking a cigarette/weed in the morning after waking up.

*Wakes up*

"You wanna hit this bong really quick?"
"Nah man, Lungs not awake. I don't wanna die coughing."
"Whatever dude."

Lungs not awake. by Metalikz May 12, 2021

best awake voice 

The voice you use when you boss rings and your still in bed, thus the boss thinks your either awake and working or out on the road.

The Boss rang this morning. I was still in bed and had to use my BEST AWAKE VOICE.

He thinks I'm working hard... lol..

best awake voice by the boss dodger March 22, 2009

wide awake nightmare 

Basically a hot mess, the craziest bitch you know.

That bitch is a wide awake nightmare.

wide awake nightmare by houskamatt May 15, 2017

wild awake

the act of not being able to sleep due to uncontrollable urge to think about one's sexual fantasies. wild came from the popular video franchise girls gone wild and awake from its original meaning.

i was wild awake last night after seeing my crush.

wild awake by printers July 10, 2010

shitting in bed awake 

Any situation that you have to overcome that is so easy and takes no effort at all.

Person 1: Man this motor is going to be a bitch to take out.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.

shitting in bed awake by P-Fat November 28, 2006