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AutoDab: hi

AutoDab: hi

lifelong:

AutoDab: can you stop ignoring me we are going to have sex whether you like it or not you useless cuntrag i will grab both of your asscheeks and spread them apart to make room for my gargantuan horse monster cock then grab my stapler and staple both of your measily asscheeks together making you unable to ever recieve anal sex again. dont ignore me buddy you and your anal cavaties will regret that poor decision greatly. you will essentially become the male version of my long deceased step sister who i killed through the force of my massive pisshole. consider this a warning i am known by many of my victims to be an extraordinary sexually violent predator trained by the likes of none other than mr bill cosby my father. ignoring me will simply result in the immediate removal of your bunghole my friend.
AutoDab by homoman66 May 25, 2019

autoerotic asphyxiation 

cutting off the air supply during sex or orgasm, can be fatal if not careful
fun to feel so high from sex
autoerotic asphyxiation by bettie February 2, 2004

Testarossa Autodrive 

A situation in which you (driver) are in a Ferrari with automatic cannons protruding from the rear and are being chased by five Bentleys with laser cannons and rocket boosters, and also motorcycles are weaving around you and shooting lasers at you but it's ok because you have laser-proof windows. As you wind around the bend to the 500 mph speedway, you crash into a wall. You are brought to a hospital where you are pronounced dead. Then a doctor shoots a laser at your corpse and you come back to life, but are a zombie. Said situation may only occur during 1986.
Eli: yo what's up G, you're looking kind of pale, you ok?
Ash: No, i got Testarossa Autodrived and now i'm a zombie.
Eli: Sweet let's rave.

Autoerotic Defenestration 

The act of throwing oneself out of a window for pleasure
I’m so bored with jerking off, i’m gonna go commit autoerotic defenestration

Autodesk 

1. A Money Whore, that tries to buy out every 3D modeling and animation package it can.

2. Just Plain Whore.
Guy1: Let's go pickup an Autodesk and jizz inside her.
Guy2: Sounds like a plan.
Autodesk by Sgt MacTavish June 20, 2009

autoerotism 

Self-satisfaction of sexual desire, as by masturbation.
The arousal of sexual feeling without an external stimulus.
autoerotism is the sole way of escaping from bullheaded and self-satisfied girls.