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asterisk 

slang for the posterior of the human body, specifically the anus.

Synonym: ass

IM/Chat shorthand: *

Origin: the Strict Tits Internet Gang
(1) Don't make me jump through this computer and slash your asterisk.

(2) OMG u ppl are such *holes
asterisk by Biscuit Shitclank February 14, 2005

Asterisk 

A small star-shaped symbol used to denote an explanation of the word/phrase that precedes it.

* <~~~~~~That's an asterisk.
Owen: This is our most embarrassing defeat since the UFTA Upset of '79*.




*Owen is just making up the UFTA Upset of '79.
Asterisk by Diggity Monkeez March 3, 2005

asterisk 29

The 42-best Californian office supply store. Also, it is a name reserved for the totally awesome.
Asterisk 29 pwns teh Staples Business Depot. It sells printers at a way lower price.
asterisk 29 by Sven Sodererburg February 24, 2005

asterisks'd 

The state of words being placed behind Asterisks in a document
The asterisks'd section states that we should not do this, but is that true?
asterisks'd by spaceotter February 11, 2022

asterisk period 

The asterisk period is the time period stretching from Feb. 15th until July 31st, which is the time between gift giving holidays. This time period is best for having a girlfriend due to the fact, other than birthdays and anniversaries you don't have to worry about getting gifts for her. This time period is called the asterisk period due to the fact the most action happens during rather than the rest of the year named the Quotation Period due to the fact the most relationship building and talking happens then... mostly because you will be buying so many gifts for her.
"Just wait a month and you can date her during the Asterisk period."