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ass-burgers 

The cool way to refer to Asperger's Syndrome, which is the least severe form of autism and makes you a social retard.
Since I have it, I am allowed to be politically incorrect when discussing Ass-burgers.
ass-burgers by 2coo4skoo April 17, 2005

asburgers 

Gabe has asburgers
asburgers by Nazi hitler June 5, 2018

Askbergers

An affliction suffered by one without the social skill to realize he is asking for WAY too much stuff on facebook: free renovations, ‘go fund me’s’, materials, baby furniture, meal trains etc...AKA ‘social media begging’!!
Good lord! That is the second meal train he’s asked for this week and this time he’s requesting vegan!! What! Does he have Askbergers?
Askbergers by Dies Faustus May 21, 2018

Assburger 

The name that many siblings of those with Asperger's Syndrom give to the disorder.

What a small child calls himself when he has just been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrom.

An amusing mispronunciation of Asperger's syndrom.
(The doctor has just explained Asperger's syndrom to a young boy. While walking int he hallway he sees anotehr little boy who won't make eye contact with anyone and seems to be staring out into space.)

Boy : That's one of them Assburger kids, isn't it?

or

Girl : I know my brother has Asperger's syndrom, but he is such an Assburger sometimes.
Assburger by carebear12345 September 19, 2009
an ass-loving pervert who is a menace to society and gets away with it because of his/her disease.
Asston is an assberger.

ass burgers 

The common, incorrect NT pronounciation of the autism spectrum disorder Asperger's.

Most people who says ass burgers (fake) don't have a clue about the spelling or the actual condition of Asperger's (real), and many would rather stay that way.

It's a shame, because any idiot can have Ass Burgers, but it takes a selected few from the population to have Asperger's
Fred is ignorant idiot and has Ass Burgers. Thomas is a geeky but gifted genius with Asperger's
ass burgers by Layla87 September 30, 2011