antimedicine 

A medicine, often advertised on TV commercials as revolutionary, that is known to cause more problems than it cures.

TV Commercial for Allerelieva (antimedicine):

It's pollen season, so when you're suffering with allergies, you need the new Allerelieva!
(Beautiful music plays, happy people shown dancing)
This revolutionary new formula will rejuvenate you and get you through those warm spring days allergy free!
(Spectacular nature scenes shown)
But Allerelieva is not for everyone! Side effects may include sore throat, runny nose, fever, coughing, shortness of breath, seizures, and death.
(Relaxing music continues to play, people shown enjoying gorgeous mountains)
If you suffer with allergies, consult your physician now to see if Allerelieva is right for you.

antimedicine by Boxcar Bob March 29, 2007

Antimisanthrope 

antimisanthropen.(anti-American, to be against; misanthrope; one who hates mankind) A term used to describe one who is against the hatred on mankind. 2.One who loves all humans and desires to be with one always. 3. A social butterfly. 4. A really annoying wannabe poseur kid who is way too excited about this freakin life.

1. The popular cheerleader was an antimisanthrope.
2. The antimisanthrope of the school made sure that she didn't miss a single party or social event.

Antimisanthrope by stephanie gillespie January 27, 2004

Antimonious 

adj. Complicating otherwise simple things in order to make life more of a struggle, and therefore more interesting. See also autoschadenfreude.

"I can't go to that party tonight; I'm feeling too lonely."

"Dude, why do you gotta be so antimonious?"

Antimonious by SkippyD1 May 3, 2006

Antimicrobial Peptides 

Antimicrobial peptides are super natural things. They do things for you like killing bacteria, which can help prevent (bacteriostatic) AND get rid of (bacteriocidal) INFECTIONS. Infections can be GROSS and HARD TO GET RID OF. That makes them super natural and MAGIC. Magicians are known sometimes as SORCERERS. Magic is fun for PARTY TRICKS. Sorcery kills people sometimes in a MAGICAL HAPPENSTANCE.

Please pass the antimicrobial peptides.

Antimicrobial Peptides by A Laser Cat March 8, 2010

antimiscuous 

Having no transient, casual sexual relationships; being opposed to shallow, frivolous relationships (antonym of promiscuous)

He's an old-fashioned, faithful, antimiscuous kind of guy.

antimiscuous by pedantical_one May 1, 2016

Antimurphical 

Events occurring in opposition to Murphy's law

The substantial financial bonus upon completion of the project was truly antimurphical.

Antimurphical by purple drummer May 3, 2017

antimetabole 

A figure of speech in which the first half of words in a sentence are repeated in a different order/way in the second half of the sentence.

"fair is foul, and foul is fair" -The witches in Macbeth.
"hey did you know if you reverse the words in a sentence it's an antimetabole ?"

antimetabole by moonbites July 26, 2018