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A poophead/ Buttface/ Turdnugget/ UNicorn/ Weirdo etc.
ALLENS A POOPHEAD!
Allen by Emilee Ann! July 22, 2011
He's such an Allen... I'm kinda into it
Allen by Seymorememes October 3, 2018
a fucking autist that has no social skills and never goes outside
Dude your such allen stfu i go outside
Allen by Rapadexa April 28, 2020
Couldn’t even get an ace
Did you know allen? He was a legend but couldn’t get that last ace fam
Allen by numblord September 4, 2018
a little boy who will never grow up. he will continue to put people down and just shrug along for the rest of his life. he has no future, no hope of any sort of happiness. he will waste his life, alone, with only a bunch of cats and some really shitty weed, and no one will even miss him.
you: hey man, whats the answer to some question I have?
allen: youre the dumbest bitch ever. I dont want to talk to you. leave me the fuck alone.
you: whoa man. calm down.

allen: blahueeukxmn f2xiuhnqihrc!

(allen goes home and cries himself to sleep because he is such a huge loser)
allen by rabbitfeetandlizards October 14, 2011
A tiny japanese kid, also known as a 'Dawson' in some circles. he is a ninja with cock juggling.
"OMG IT'S SOOO FAST, IT'S LIKE 3 OR 4 SECONDS THEN IT'S GONE! - Allen
Allen by Reuben W January 1, 2012