Akira
A music loving, dog petting, Mac n cheese eating alien. Comes from the planet Milobana 273 and is always missing their antennae. To find an Akira, or summon one, leave an offering of pretty crystals, neat knickknacks, and kandi under the sun, maybe with a cold glass of lemonade - this will summon their energy and keep you safe and protected. To know if an Akira is helping you, look out for the words “smile”, “squishy”, “scromble”, “blongus” (blongy as well), and “Meraki”. It’s also said that they enjoy poetry and crafts, so do with that what you will.
Person A: “Today, I saw an Akira at the movie theater. They were wearing so much jewelry!”
Person B: “yeah, did you see their backpack? I don’t know how they keep so many enamel pins and keychains on that thing.”
Person B: “yeah, did you see their backpack? I don’t know how they keep so many enamel pins and keychains on that thing.”
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