doing a jayson
HAVING A MASSIVE BONER, when someone has a boner while everyone points and laughs repeatedly saying boner.
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Pulling a Jayne
pronunciation: pŏŏl-ing ah jeyn
–verb
1. The act of making plans, often without the intention of following through with them, and then backing out at the last minute.
2. Waking up the morning after an alcohol-induced black out next to a strange guy and having no clue where you are. Memory, clothes and dignity are usually nowhere to be found.
3. Drinking to the point you can no longer come up with original ideas, thoughts or comments, causing you to simply repeat back whatever is said to you.
4. The act of drinking your dinner as to save calories.
5. Accomplishing every sexually, legally and morally inappropriate feat at the age of 12.
–verb
1. The act of making plans, often without the intention of following through with them, and then backing out at the last minute.
2. Waking up the morning after an alcohol-induced black out next to a strange guy and having no clue where you are. Memory, clothes and dignity are usually nowhere to be found.
3. Drinking to the point you can no longer come up with original ideas, thoughts or comments, causing you to simply repeat back whatever is said to you.
4. The act of drinking your dinner as to save calories.
5. Accomplishing every sexually, legally and morally inappropriate feat at the age of 12.
1. "I'm supposed to meet up with that fat girl this weekend, but I'm definitely pulling a jayne on that one."
2. "Where the fuck am I?!?"
3. "What are you doing?" "What are YOU doing?"
4. "Food? Eh."
5. "...when I was 12."
2. "Where the fuck am I?!?"
3. "What are you doing?" "What are YOU doing?"
4. "Food? Eh."
5. "...when I was 12."
Pulling a Jayne by a questionable companion July 18, 2008
Pulling a Jayson
When a person arbitrarily describes item/places as stuff, things, and/or stuff-and-things simply because he/she expects you to understand his/her vagueness.
Or, when a person delibrately describes events with words like stuff, things, and/or stuff-and-things because he/she is too lazy and/or disinterested in fully narrating or recounting a situation.
A person pulling a Jayson will often often end his/her sentences with "...and things like that."
Or, when a person delibrately describes events with words like stuff, things, and/or stuff-and-things because he/she is too lazy and/or disinterested in fully narrating or recounting a situation.
A person pulling a Jayson will often often end his/her sentences with "...and things like that."
Person X: What did you do on vacation?
Pulling a Jayson: Nothing, just some stuff and things like that.
Pulling a Jayson: Nothing, just some stuff and things like that.
Pulling a Jayson by fatty2cent December 15, 2009
Pull A Jayne
The act of passing out and flopping around on the floor like a fish out of water due to a significant decrease in blood sugar.
Oh my God, someone call a nurse, she's pulling a Jayne!
A: Did she just Pull A Jayne?
B: Yes. Yes she did. It was hilarious.
A: Did she just Pull A Jayne?
B: Yes. Yes she did. It was hilarious.
Pull A Jayne by theoneandonly_84 December 18, 2014