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I love you 3000 

To love someone beyond a ton(2000lbs). Or simply to love or be loved by Tony Stark.
I love you a ton
I love you 3000”

bulletproof helmet 3000 

The best kind of the bulletproof helmet, but you've probably never heard of it.
Gangster fortnite gamer: What's the name of the helmet?! I'll look it up right now!
MaximilanMus: Alright, look it up then.
Gangster fortnite gamer: What is it called?!
MaximilianMus: It's called bulletproof helmet 3000, you piece of shit! You're starting to piss me off.

fuckmaster 3000 

The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!
Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!
fuckmaster 3000 by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017

i love you 3000 

;spoilers;

an emotional, tear jerking line used by tony stark's daughter, morgan stark to tony. which was later used in tony's hologram.

marvel gotta stop making us cry tbh like woah
morgan : 'i love you 3000'

gawk gawk 3000 

a blowjob that takes your soul
last night this girl gave me the gawk gawk 3000. I almost didn't make it out alive
gawk gawk 3000 by ikilledmiguelsdog September 1, 2020