man mayo 

the fruits of a mans spurt reynolds

man:"were you gonna eat that"
freind:"theres mayo,and then theres mayo. your taking the piss"

man mayo by piss in ya sausage house May 24, 2003

El Stinco De Mayo 

When a person wipes their ass with a tortilla and throws it under the bed.

I went into the spare bedroom to get my coat off of the bed and it smelled like shit in there when leaving the party. I think someone pulled an "El Stinco De Mayo" in there.

El Stinco De Mayo by Bitethatsukka March 13, 2021

quarter pounder with mayo 

a anorexic skank after you have rooted her with no rubber so she has cum dripping out of her slit, looks like the hamburger from mac Ds

i made a quarter pounder with mayo last night

quarter pounder with mayo by matt July 26, 2003

fem mayo

Semen from a Female. Abreviation of 'female mayonase'

"ohh dude, i there's fem mayo on my jacket from last night"

fem mayo by Stranger90 August 10, 2006

Waffle Mayo! 

A way of saying ROFLMAO so that you don't sound like a facebook junkie.

Chris: Everyone laughed when I got a boner in P.E. today

Jack: Waffle Mayo!!!

Waffle Mayo! by Waffle Mayo! October 23, 2010

noah scented mayo 

noah scented mayo = a scented mayo product that is labelled noah
noah scented mayo ≠ noah centineo

"i love to get me sum noah scented mayo for dessert"
"why yall saying noah scented mayo is noah centineo?"

noah scented mayo by mmm.mmm_m September 9, 2020

no mayo 

another word for bulls**t.

college sucked yesterday we had to do some work that was a waste of time, it was NO MAYO all the way.

no mayo by Alx potham March 26, 2008