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Enemy of Comedy 

Any comedian who used to be funny but now stars in exclusively terrible, unfunny movies. People who were never funny, such as Rob Schneider, are not technically classified as Enemies of Comedy.
Eddie Murphy is the #1 most wanted Enemy of Comedy for his long list of horrible movies following his awesome stand-up, time on early SNL, and first few good movies.
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big dick energy

Confidence, an aura if you will, that implies an above average-sized penis.
I had never met anyone with true big dick energy until I met Tom.
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Glantz Enema 

(noun) A powerful mixture of soap suds, betadine and hydrogen peroxide used to promote defecation in constipated individuals, often with explosive results.
Glenn M: This guy is so constipated, I wonder if we should give him a Glantz Enema.

Andy G: That would be a Glantzing blow.
Glantz Enema by Azz Kicker September 16, 2010
Usually a very attractive asian girl.

Eager to find love and grow up fast.
Worries about her brain and smartness but does not show it, usually considered the "dumb blonde" in the group.

Very shy but hates that about herself, wants to be an outgoing type but has low self-esteem.

Takes most things very seriously and gets mad easily, very aggresive.

Love and depends on her friends more than family.
Dang! her name must be enerel, cuz' she is FINE!
Enerel by lolilovecats February 25, 2010

enema bag 

The combination of a douchebag and an asshole. Not to be taken lightly.
Kanye acted like a complete enema bag at the VMA's.
enema bag by Anonymless November 19, 2010

low-energy-cuck 

a cuck (cuckold) who is very low energy at the same time. Even when they are being cucked they just groan and grumble and don't even enjoy it much, very sad, not nice, they look tired and sleepy even when watching the love of their life get pounded deep and hard by a sleep paralysis demon, anyways, the saddest subspecies of Homo Sapiens.
My neighbor Daniel was a low-energy-cuck; when his dog was rabidly infecting his wife with rabies in their deep, hot, amazing interspecies sex, he was too tired to even enjoy any of it.

This Is Energy 

A band from St. Louis, MO, consisting of two members: Britton Campbell and Adam Gardner. They're actually quite good, with great-sounding music and melody and really meaningful lyrics, as opposed to some other *ahem* whiny bands. Listening to their music kind of makes your chest fill with something similar to a mixture of hope and happiness.

They're rapidly gaining popularity, so be sure to become a fan and see a few shows of theirs, before they become so big that the chances of getting to meet them drop slim-to-none.
Inquisitive Child: Oh, wiser, older, more intelligent connoisseur of music, what's a genuinely good, non-whiny band that has really cool guys in it that are just too adorable for words?

Connoisseur of Music: Oh dear, sweet, naiive young one, simply go to www.myspace.com/thisisenergy, and your question will be answered. (This Is Energy)