Quarter life crisis 

When a person, usually male, finishes high school or college, and gets their first job. Before they settle down and get married, they are under pressure to live life to its fullest, just like they wished they could have as a student, but couldn't afford to at the time. It is usually characterized by taking wild and extravagant trips and purchasing items that are considered for bachelors....

Wow! Pablo just bought a BMW, kegerator, big screen tv, outdoor heater, and has become a world traveler. He must be going through a quarter life crisis. He better enjoy it while he can.

Quarter life crisis by Nite Krawler January 4, 2011

end-of-life crisis 

The point at which a person nearing or during retirement begins to act "young" again so as not to descend into despair and madness as they slowly rot and die.

Guy 1: "So my dad replaced the really awesome glasses with these fugly ass grandpa ones and I'm just like, 'WOW YOU ARE SO OLD!'"

Guy 2: "Haha is it midlife crisis status?"

Guy 1: "Nah he's too old for that. That was when he bought the convertible."

Guy 2: "Oh it's an end-of-life crisis."

end-of-life crisis by chickenfanny March 24, 2009

craisis 

Craisis, proper noun, the alias of a specific computer geek know for server administration, the true example of a hacker, and illustrates the difference between hacker and cracker.

wow, your skills are like craisis's

craisis by David Stearns January 24, 2005

Cribin 

Where you reside at or where your home is at. A general area where you live.

Where you be cribin at. I be cribin in College Park.

Cribin by DeAndre' March 10, 2008

Criminal Embarrassment 

Committing an act that not only makes you look like a total douche bag, but may actually be a crime against humanity.

Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that 2001 CIA video finally released in 2010, where the CIA contributed to the death of innocent Americans, by suggesting the Peruvian Air Force intercept a small plane with American Missionaries inside?"

Dude 2: "Dude, that was the living definition of Criminal Embarrassment. I can't believe that a CIA liaison for a Spanish speaking country, in the War on Drugs, could only speak broken Spanish. The Peruvian liaison could speak better broken English."

Dude 1: Yeah, I'd say that was the most criminally embarrassing thing I've seen, if it weren't for the actual War on Drugs being 30 years of innocent lives ruined in foreign and domestic actions, when the USA can't even properly fund Honest Drug and Alcohol Education, and Effective Drug and Alcohol Treatment to stem the world's highest demand for Drugs.

Dude 2: You're right, the War on Drugs, as a whole, is the ultimate Criminal Embarrassment. When do you think the USA will learn that prohibition doesn't work?

Dude 1: I hope soon, because I'm tired of Trillions of Dollars of my tax dollars being used to fund a senseless war, when instead they could regulate AND bring in Billions of Dollars in tax revenue, and properly fund Drug and Alcohol Education and Treatment.

Dude 2: TOTALLY!

Criminal Embarrassment by DidITweetThat February 12, 2010

Thought criminal 

This is a person the left dislikes

People are calling me a thought criminal

Thought criminal by 459395 February 5, 2022

War criminal 

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is a war criminal, he is unhinged

War criminal by Carlyjc99 March 2, 2022