conservation of greatness

Usually used in sports related situations (but also applicable to all life situations), conservation of greatness describes a situation where a person has just done something earth shatteringly amazing, and then immediately proceeds to attempt another amazing action. The second action has 1% chance of doubling the glory, and a 99% chance of failure, which includes a 50% chance of making the person look like an absolute fool.

Popularly used in the game of ultimate frisbee, but possibly originating elsewhere.

'Conservation of greatness' is rarely used as part of a statement, but instead is the entire statement, said after witnessing the the failed follow up action.

Said with great joy when an opposing team fails to compensate for conservation of greatness, but with utter frustration when your own team mate has just made a fool of himself.

conservation of greatness by Edgar R Pagan December 19, 2005

cuntservative 

Anyone who uses the term "cuck" to describe someone he disagrees with politically.

Ugh, cuntservatives sure like calling people cucks, don't they?

cuntservative by snigglesbeta November 30, 2016

qonservative

A Trump-worshipping, immigrant-hating, Jewish space-laser fearing QAnon cult member who seeks to “conserve” the stolen election Big Lie and the Trumpian 21st century Dolchstoßlegende (stab-in-the-back) myth against all evidence and reason.

Qonservative Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene cheated on her husband of 25 years with a polyamorous tantric sex guru and a gym manager before she found salvation in QAnon.

qonservative by Qutiepie February 15, 2021

cancervative 

Any member of the Republican't party of just say no to yes.

"Cancervative wisdom prevented President Obama from having any success during his first year in office."

cancervative by theocamb February 5, 2010

Conservatism 

a political and social philosophy that promotes the maintenance of traditional institutions and supports, at the most, minimal and gradual change in society.

Conservatism is the opposite of Liberalism

Conservatism by Amethyst Pendant March 21, 2011

cuntservative 

A very sad and predictable mental dwarf who believes himself to be "conservative" when in reality is a devolution from any such sublime ideology. You will see these fecal smears trolling chat sites or forums raving clumsily against mainly "liberals" and ethnics. Often hypocritical, never analytical. They do not engage in logical discourse as real thinking entities, only sling flawed sources under the delusion that it proves anything more than their simplicity. They are also often creepy sociopaths who don't pass on an opportunity to harm someone, or are prone to do so. Only dangerous due to the amount of boring, nonsense traffic they can produce both directly and through upstart kiddy assholes new to the internet who love to toy along with them.

"The white race has owned the planet and we might keep on fighting for it against all these leftist vermin!"

"Cuntservative at 12 o'clock. Watch your six. Really, I mean it, don't let that lop-faced, ass-ogling filth-wad behind you"

cuntservative by John Fucking Wayne October 8, 2007

Law of Conservation of Happiness

One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.

Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.

Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...

Law of Conservation of Happiness by 7h0rn3 August 17, 2009