Nov 5th 

National send your significant other nudes day

Charlie: Hey babe, it’s Nov 5th ;)
Peyton: What’s the big deal about Nov 5th?
Charlie: It’s National send your significant other nudes day!

Peyton: Ohh..pics on the way ;)

Nov 5th by yesimtalkingtoyou November 4, 2020

October 5th 

National kiss & cuddle day! Cuddle & Kiss your special someone!🥰

Levi: Hey it’s October 5th!

Olivia: So?

Levi: That means we can kiss and cuddle!

Olivia: Say less!

October 5th by Mcdonalds.com October 4, 2021

HORNY 5TH GRADER 

A horny fifth grader is one whole usually humps their pillow all night, or masturbates to themselves. Usually spends the whole recess talking smack about toher people or Cussing and making out.

Kendall: Man, that Charlie is one Horny 5th Grader for Tucker!

Jess: Yeah, I heard at their sleepover they had sex!

HORNY 5TH GRADER by PixelBlix November 12, 2021

april 5th 

April 5th was the day Kurt Cobain was killed by a hitman paid for by his wife, Jewess Courtney Love.

"April 5th, wsn't that the Kurt Cobain was murdered?"

april 5th by Chris500 August 24, 2006

June 5th 

Draco Malfoy's birthday
consider yourself lucky if you share a birthday with this guy

it's june 5th, happy birthday to the hottest fictional character alive

June 5th by karishmamalfoy April 11, 2021

December 5th 

Encore Slap Ass Day!

December 5th is the day where you get to slap a girls ass only in ur encore classes and they can’t do nothing about it

Boys:ITS DECEMBER 5th YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Girls:...
Also girls: Fuck..

December 5th by Crunchy boy November 21, 2019

April 5th 

April 5th is the day small ginger cunts named jack are born...specifically named jack...If there name isn't jack there lying

"Oh you got a boyfriend, when's there birthday?"
"April 5th"
"Erase them"

April 5th by Real God 100% May 16, 2020