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bottle of ketchup 

the funnest phrase known to man:)just think of ketchup!!!
"will you"
"just like a bottle of ketchup"
"KETCHUP?"

BANG BANG BANG
OUUUUCHHHH :

Moon Ketchup 

Dude, I heard she likes moon ketchup with her meat.

Cajun ketchup 

Menstration blood, found on surfaces other than underwear.
I took Sylvia home last night, and she left me a nice patch of cajun ketchup on my bed.
Cajun ketchup by TheRealSoap April 24, 2014

Alley Ketchup 

Someone's blood that isn't yours; usually after a fight.
"My friend Adam came home covered in alley ketchup"

"Damn, is he okay?"
Alley Ketchup by kelloggs h November 5, 2017

Midwest Ketchup Bottle 

Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle
My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.