She was too serious looking and sounding for someone who had always had the spirit/soul of a clown. And she was also too argumentative and willing to act on violent negative impulses she didn't acknowledge having for someone that was a clown deep down, (the kind of clown that sets things on fire, sinks a hammer into the back of someone's skull, or shoots/has somebody shot dead) which isn't really funny. For a natural comedian and lover, she was mighty hateful and serious looking/sounding though she claimed to be about love, light, and hope rather than darkness, hate, and despair/desperation (to win at everything). So the world continued to look at mostly males or other people that seemed to be more suspicious than her, even if it was getting harder and harder to find people that were.
The uber competitive girl was the worst kind of clown, the kind that didn't know she wasn't serious. She thought she was the one straightening people out her whole life, and not the other way around.
The uber competitive girl was the worst kind of clown, the kind that didn't know she wasn't serious or funny. She would be the kind of clown people who went to the event got in fights at, instead of laughter.
One who wears a wig and big red nose. Beings said to have the gift of eternal joy, the ability to fit an endless amount of objects/entities into one or more vehicles, the ability to generate infinite water from thin air with a flower, the ability to make balloon versions of any object, and immortality. All clowns are known to gather in a large cult meeting they call a "Circus." Inside of a clown car is a pocket dimension able to fit anything. Bad clowns, such as Ronald McDonald, are banished to the far ends of this pocket dimension.