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Loaded Baked Potato 

A jawn. She bad asf. She got a nigga. But he don’t kno she fwy...SUPRISE MF ! She yours now
I got me a loaded baked potato bruh, look at shorty..

Ballerina Barker Bowl 

This is a form of puppy play that is much more ritualistic and has a surprise ending. This is all about control and humiliation of the puppy sub. The sub is usually naked and the dom either is wearing standard dominatrix gear or something with a canine reference such as a Cruella de Vil costume.

It starts with dom having the puppy sub sit on the floor, at attention. The dom then places a bib on the puppy (this is a move taken from adult baby play). The puppy is preferably on a collar and leash.

While still sitting on the floor, the dom then empties a can of spaghetti (the long noodles) in to a dog's food dish or other suitable bowl. The dom proceeds to cut the spaghetti into bite sized pieces for the puppy (another maneuver taken from adult baby play). The dom then cleans the puppy's face with the bib.

The puppy is then fed the bowl of food. Afterwards, the puppy may be offered a bowl of water to cleanse the pallet for the surprise ending. The puppy at this point may be walked around or otherwise played with. The puppy is then lead onto a drop cloth, outside, into a tub, or shower.

The dom then will urinate on the puppy.Ideally the puppy will take the urine orally, like a dog lapping water from a hose in the yard. At this point, the scene has basically ended and the puppy will clean up for their next BDSM scene.
He has to wash up before the next BDSM scene, as he is all sticky from his mistress giving him a Ballerina Barker Bowl.
Ballerina Barker Bowl by Arch Bagger December 12, 2019

ill-baked 

Poorly formulated.
The senate should modify its ill-baked policies.
ill-baked by iam_wealthyman February 14, 2020

Alex Barker 

Skater kids that tens everything and everyone. Wears Supreme exclusively and shops at Zumiez. Acts hard but is a simp at heart. Bestfriend is "AZ kids" and Riddenkin (stream "how are you?" on all streaming platforms). Has a busted ankle due to skating. Overall chill asf and a good friend.
ME; sorry i was sick
FRIEND; aw that's a ten
ME; okay Alex Barker
Alex Barker by karnac2121 March 2, 2020

Alexander Barker

“Epic bruh moment
Alexander barker *mom* DO THE DISHES!!! *Alex* Bruh -_-
Alexander Barker by Ehtnabrkaer October 23, 2020
Having a group of guys use icing and syrup as lube while fucking you on all fours in a room full of people and finishing by spraying whipped cream in your ass hole
I got ez baked at the bathhouse and now I have ants
EZ Baked by Dustin TheWind November 18, 2020