What you call yourself when you are trying to convince the world that you are not a crazy crack-addicted man-whore.
Guy, who is a loser, masturbating to sexy computer-generated characters from video games and anime drawings of girls showing their underwear at 4 in the morning in his mom's basement wiping the tears away: "I am winning."
UK ~ is the vestle of a single person for the purpose of wanking / masturbation / pulling one off. Although commonly male vestle, it is now common among female students too.