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What you call yourself when you are trying to convince the world that you are not a crazy crack-addicted man-whore.
Guy, who is a loser, masturbating to sexy computer-generated characters from video games and anime drawings of girls showing their underwear at 4 in the morning in his mom's basement wiping the tears away: "I am winning."
winning by ChuckChaser69 March 22, 2011
A Caribbean word for dance, more a dance usually done by women kind of like grinding. Like grinding.
1: whoa, do you see her wineing down on Phillipe?!
2: yeah, she can really shake her ting
Wineing by Eommajin August 1, 2016

wanking chariot 

UK ~ is the vestle of a single person for the purpose of wanking / masturbation / pulling one off. Although commonly male vestle, it is now common among female students too.
He doesnt have a girl friend as there is no room in his "wanking charoit"
wanking chariot by Ponce April 26, 2005

danger wanking 

sitting in ones room, half way through a wank and scream 'MUM!!!!' and you have to finish your wank and clean up before she gets to your room
yeah so hey i was wondering if you wanted to talk about ironing
*in the background* MUM!!!!!
Hey shoudlnt you see whats wrong?

nah is just my kid danger wanking again
danger wanking by not dannay July 31, 2007
When a guy faces the wind and spreads his legs apart in order to air out his junk.
"Don't bother me now I am busy winding."
Winding by Rilus Maximus March 20, 2009
A word overused by charlie sheen to label everything he does
Come Wednesday they're gonna be naming it Charile Bros not Warner Bros . . . duh Winning!